BROODMOTHER.
Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

middlemarching:

foxybcosplay:

Suck On A Fireball! by *Ros1908
Picture #2 from our most recent Anders/Justice shoot. Sundermount battle, maybe during “A New Path?” Originally this was going to be another Justice pic, but something made me ask Alex to leave him as Anders. I’m really happy with how it turned out and of course Alex did a phenomenal job with the photography and effects. <3

Landers! :B

Yayyyyyyyyy Landers!

middlemarching:

foxybcosplay:

Suck On A Fireball! by *Ros1908

Picture #2 from our most recent Anders/Justice shoot. Sundermount battle, maybe during “A New Path?” Originally this was going to be another Justice pic, but something made me ask Alex to leave him as Anders. I’m really happy with how it turned out and of course Alex did a phenomenal job with the photography and effects. <3

Landers! :B

Yayyyyyyyyy Landers!

#ah yes #whiny bitch #we have dismissed these claims
kamidoodles:

b-mommy:

templarsbringtheboystotheyard:

Why does that concern you? It may be possible they are just as tired of you calling him pansexual/bisexual. If in their ‘story’ they want him as gay it shouldn’t bother you. You have no more a right to declare his orientation as they do.

Except that he is canonically bi/pansexual?

Is he? I always rather thought that his sexuality depended on what gender Hawke is. Like, that he’s not canonically any sexuality until Hawke’s gender is chosen. Aside from Isabela (who’s established as canonically pansexual), that’s rather how I viewed all the companions (hawkesexual, I think the fandom phrase was).Though, bi/pansexuality would be the best orientation to view him in, considering everything. Sure the f!Hawke relationship can be problematic without some headcanon, and the m!Hawke relationship mentions the romantic aspect to Karl (which f!Hawke ‘ship does not), but bi- or pansexuality would make the most sense. 

No, that &#8220;Schrodinger&#8217;s sexuality&#8221; thing was debunked by Gaider a while ago. Anders&#8217; dialogue says that he falls in love &#8220;with the whole person, not just a body&#8221; which implies that he&#8217;s pansexual.

kamidoodles:

b-mommy:

templarsbringtheboystotheyard:

Why does that concern you? It may be possible they are just as tired of you calling him pansexual/bisexual. If in their ‘story’ they want him as gay it shouldn’t bother you. You have no more a right to declare his orientation as they do.

Except that he is canonically bi/pansexual?

Is he? I always rather thought that his sexuality depended on what gender Hawke is. Like, that he’s not canonically any sexuality until Hawke’s gender is chosen. Aside from Isabela (who’s established as canonically pansexual), that’s rather how I viewed all the companions (hawkesexual, I think the fandom phrase was).

Though, bi/pansexuality would be the best orientation to view him in, considering everything. Sure the f!Hawke relationship can be problematic without some headcanon, and the m!Hawke relationship mentions the romantic aspect to Karl (which f!Hawke ‘ship does not), but bi- or pansexuality would make the most sense. 

No, that “Schrodinger’s sexuality” thing was debunked by Gaider a while ago. Anders’ dialogue says that he falls in love “with the whole person, not just a body” which implies that he’s pansexual.

templarsbringtheboystotheyard:

Why does that concern you? It may be possible they are just as tired of you calling him pansexual/bisexual. If in their ‘story’ they want him as gay it shouldn’t bother you. You have no more a right to declare his orientation as they do.

Except that he is canonically bi/pansexual?
Seriously. This is erasure. Stop.

templarsbringtheboystotheyard:

Why does that concern you? It may be possible they are just as tired of you calling him pansexual/bisexual. If in their ‘story’ they want him as gay it shouldn’t bother you. You have no more a right to declare his orientation as they do.

Except that he is canonically bi/pansexual?

Seriously. This is erasure. Stop.

Isn&#8217;t it awkward when your headcanon doesn&#8217;t work within actual canon and is therefore basically an AU canon?

Isn’t it awkward when your headcanon doesn’t work within actual canon and is therefore basically an AU canon?

CONTEXT MEANS NOTHING

CONTEXT MEANS NOTHING

there can be no compromise [in loving memory of megaupload]

greytaliesin:

it needed to be done. when the lobbying anti-piracy templars shut down his file sharing, anders took it upon himself to start the war that needed to be started.

—-

The cubicle is small—with one photo of his old cat pinned up to keep from looking suspicious. It’s an entry level job at a place too small to have big-brother software—he knows, because he’d checked. He needs a computer that isn’t his, at a place he can disappear from. 

It was Hawke who’d shown him the site was dead—a 404, like a giant gap in the server where everything they’d worked to build, everything they’d squirrelled away, everything they’d backed up and managed to share with each other, like a ball of red yarn rolled around Merrill’s apartment floor: gone. He’d tried to log in. He’d tried checking the servers. No one was answering their phones. 

Hawke had no idea he ran the site. 

“Check this out,” Garrett had said around a mouthful of cheese curls, sucking orange powder off his thumb and smearing it across his screen when he turned his laptop around. “Damn. That sucks. Didn’t see that coming.” 

He’s been shaking ever since.

“There can be no compromise,” Anders mutters to himself. His collar feels tight as he pulls up his browser. The fluorescent lights overhead flicker and shake like his knuckles do, sweating when he curls fists to steady himself. Hawke had leant him the USB drive that would do it, and Garrett didn’t even know. 

Meredith Stannard’s face is plastered in the banner ad—stop online piracy, she screeches, but this goes above her head. Ad blockers don’t run on work computers. This is the only time he’d like to see her smug face. They’d already shut down his blog, his newsletter, everything he had. Arrested his friends on the whims of the copyright holders. Brought down their file-sharing servers. Torn apart everything he knew—taken Hawke’s last movie-downloading convenience, not that Hawke had any idea what he was doing at the job he wouldn’t come back to, or that Anders had been the one to start up the site.

He plugs in the drive and pulls up the command window, watching the blinking cursor.

They’ll arrest him for this. He knows it. Hawke might be able to put in a good word, but there’s no hope he’ll make it out of the country after their servers are fried. 

“There can be no compromise,” he saids tensely, and in thirty seconds, when he refreshes the website, he gets only a 404.

—-

…you really did it.

rosethouartsick:

b-mommy:

scoffing:

tuchanka:

majere616:

Ugh Anders love makes me ill.
Not only was he directly responsible for the murder of Elthina and however many people were in the Chantry when his little bomb went off, he is also culpable for every single death that has and will occur in the resulting war. Because that’s what he did. He started a war across the entire world and now countless people are going to die for his zealotry. Many of them will be completely unconnected to the mage/templar issue. Oh and now the Chantry is gearing up for an Exalted March. That should be great fun. The man is a short-sighted, manipulative, self-righteous monster. But no, it’s perfectly okay because he did it for freedom and that totally justifies acts of violent terrorism.

 come here bro lemme make you nauseous mmmmmmmm anders

oops op and commenter is right tho

What’s up with misinformed kids coming over to this corner of the fandom acting like they know shit that we all haven’t analyzed to the point of obsession? Tuchanka probably has actual advanced degrees in Anders Studies. You’re wrong. Now get out of our cave; grown-ups are talking about video games.
Reblogging because seriously, Anders is an asshole. His actions are completely understandable given his circumstances, but that doesn’t make them any less dickish. He’s not a poor tragic woobie; he’s a destructive extremist who made the leap from ‘victim’ to ‘victimiser’, a la Magneto.
I like a lot of unpleasant characters, but I like them because of their flaws, not in spite of them, and I grind my teeth in nerd rage whenever people whitewash and try to justify Anders’ actions.

Do you grind your teeth in nerd rage whenever people say Anders should &#8220;shut up&#8221; about the oppression that drives his every waking action?
(psssst: that&#8217;s what OP is saying.)

rosethouartsick:

b-mommy:

scoffing:

tuchanka:

majere616:

Ugh Anders love makes me ill.

Not only was he directly responsible for the murder of Elthina and however many people were in the Chantry when his little bomb went off, he is also culpable for every single death that has and will occur in the resulting war. Because that’s what he did. He started a war across the entire world and now countless people are going to die for his zealotry. Many of them will be completely unconnected to the mage/templar issue. Oh and now the Chantry is gearing up for an Exalted March. That should be great fun. The man is a short-sighted, manipulative, self-righteous monster. But no, it’s perfectly okay because he did it for freedom and that totally justifies acts of violent terrorism.

 come here bro lemme make you nauseous mmmmmmmm anders

oops op and commenter is right tho

What’s up with misinformed kids coming over to this corner of the fandom acting like they know shit that we all haven’t analyzed to the point of obsession? Tuchanka probably has actual advanced degrees in Anders Studies. You’re wrong. Now get out of our cave; grown-ups are talking about video games.

Reblogging because seriously, Anders is an asshole. His actions are completely understandable given his circumstances, but that doesn’t make them any less dickish. He’s not a poor tragic woobie; he’s a destructive extremist who made the leap from ‘victim’ to ‘victimiser’, a la Magneto.

I like a lot of unpleasant characters, but I like them because of their flaws, not in spite of them, and I grind my teeth in nerd rage whenever people whitewash and try to justify Anders’ actions.

Do you grind your teeth in nerd rage whenever people say Anders should “shut up” about the oppression that drives his every waking action?

(psssst: that’s what OP is saying.)

high0castle:

And have another one. Because nothing says “dangerous apostate” like those stickers they give you at self-tanning salons.
Anders: Do you have any kitten-shaped ones? No? I guess I’ll go with the stars, then.
/eyeroll
(Pic from this mod)

He also got the Playboy bunny logo on the small of his back and a pot leaf around his belly button.

high0castle:

And have another one. Because nothing says “dangerous apostate” like those stickers they give you at self-tanning salons.

Anders: Do you have any kitten-shaped ones? No? I guess I’ll go with the stars, then.

/eyeroll

(Pic from this mod)

He also got the Playboy bunny logo on the small of his back and a pot leaf around his belly button.

destroythechantry:

Deal With It by *Ros1908

Always rebrood Lane.

destroythechantry:

Deal With It by *Ros1908

Always rebrood Lane.

I’ve always believed people fall in love with a whole person, not just a body. Why would you shy away from loving someone just because they’re like you?
straighty mcstraightbro the most heterosexual man in thedas (via tuchanka)

theladyjess:

yukidama:

spacedouthodorstrength:

Anders you nothing but A LIE!!!

Your just a cheap imitation of Alistair.  A cheap witty mage Alistair.

You’ll never fill the whole in my heart, that was left by Alistair.

Just look at Alistair being all majestic.

YOU’LL NEVER BE HIM ANDERS…………..NEVER!!!

ALISTAIR NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

ALISTAIR NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

ALISTAIR NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

ALISTAIR NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

Stick that in your potato chip and eat it.

icicleman:

fandom is giving me a headache tonight

Same here. It&#8217;s like a whole bunch of people got together this morning and thought of different ways they could drive Broodmother crazy.

icicleman:

fandom is giving me a headache tonight

Same here. It’s like a whole bunch of people got together this morning and thought of different ways they could drive Broodmother crazy.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA