BROODMOTHER.
lola-vega:

GDI
I’m fucking stuck on this level
I think it’s because I’m distracted by this bitch 
because she keeps rubbing the top 2 tits and it scares me

Excuse you, but “this bitch” was in the middle of giving herself a breast exam. We are not about to interrupt a necessary preventative medical procedure just because some self-important Grey Warden comes spelunking through our cave.
Sorry you find this body distracting!
Sorry we didn’t lay out the welcome mat for you!
Sorry we didn’t have the genlocks greet you and your ragtag crew of outcasts (and Oghren) with goodie bags full of fresh baked brownies!
NOT

lola-vega:

GDI

I’m fucking stuck on this level

I think it’s because I’m distracted by this bitch 

because she keeps rubbing the top 2 tits and it scares me

Excuse you, but “this bitch” was in the middle of giving herself a breast exam. We are not about to interrupt a necessary preventative medical procedure just because some self-important Grey Warden comes spelunking through our cave.

Sorry you find this body distracting!

Sorry we didn’t lay out the welcome mat for you!

Sorry we didn’t have the genlocks greet you and your ragtag crew of outcasts (and Oghren) with goodie bags full of fresh baked brownies!

NOT

abstractserenity:

Oh, Broodmother, we love you. <3

Guh, you mean it? How lovely!

abstractserenity:

Oh, Broodmother, we love you. <3

Guh, you mean it? How lovely!

trojanphoenix:

I think she is adorable and I would love to sleep on her titty tiers.

You are just the sweetest~

trojanphoenix:

I think she is adorable and I would love to sleep on her titty tiers.

You are just the sweetest~

spicyshimmy:

teapirate:

Dragon Age: Origins, “Touch me now” — Painted Antivan Elves and Fereldan Wardens, on fur rugs (Zevran Arainai and Laran Cousland/The Warden).
A rare 100% digital drawing/painting. Work-in-progress shots here and here. Dedicated to my beautiful watchers. Thanks for hanging around in spite of this one’s antisocial behaviour -this blog wouldn’t be half as interesting without you all! #allthelove
Because tonight there are two lovers If we believe in the night we trust.(Patti Smith)

teapirate’s art is like fereldan comfort food. it’s like stepping into a taproom on a blustery cold day, shaking the snow off your shoulders, only to find someone’s there with a warm fur cloak just waiting to be used in all sorts of ingenious ways, and a drink with your name on it, and a bawdy song being sung in the far corner, and a dwarf and a (tea)pirate chatting at the table, inviting you to sit with them for the night. then, they proceed to tell you a story about love, a story about fate and chance, a story about heroes and assassins—a story about leather on and leather off, about toes curling and fingers raking through tangled hair, about tattoos and sweat and golden rings. and it warms you up even with the wind howling through the cracks. a good story can do that. thank you, teapirate, for all the good stories. 

Teapirate is a Paragon.
Patti Smith is a Paragon.

spicyshimmy:

teapirate:

Dragon Age: Origins, “Touch me now— Painted Antivan Elves and Fereldan Wardens, on fur rugs (Zevran Arainai and Laran Cousland/The Warden).

A rare 100% digital drawing/painting. Work-in-progress shots here and here. Dedicated to my beautiful watchers. Thanks for hanging around in spite of this one’s antisocial behaviour -this blog wouldn’t be half as interesting without you all! #allthelove

Because tonight there are two lovers
If we believe in the night we trust.
(Patti Smith)

teapirate’s art is like fereldan comfort food. it’s like stepping into a taproom on a blustery cold day, shaking the snow off your shoulders, only to find someone’s there with a warm fur cloak just waiting to be used in all sorts of ingenious ways, and a drink with your name on it, and a bawdy song being sung in the far corner, and a dwarf and a (tea)pirate chatting at the table, inviting you to sit with them for the night. then, they proceed to tell you a story about love, a story about fate and chance, a story about heroes and assassins—a story about leather on and leather off, about toes curling and fingers raking through tangled hair, about tattoos and sweat and golden rings. and it warms you up even with the wind howling through the cracks. a good story can do that. thank you, teapirate, for all the good stories. 

Teapirate is a Paragon.

Patti Smith is a Paragon.

grossier:

松傘

talldarkbishoujo:

Gisele: …so then he called me a painted trollop and then I told him I’d tell Greagoir I saw him snorting lyrium dust off Senior Enchanter Elspeth’s tits—

Zev: AAA MERDA WHAT IS THAT

Gisele: Oh don’t worry, I know her from the Fade. She’s cool.

Broodmother: <3

Y’all sweet babies just walk on through. We’d offer you cookies, but—goodness—they just go so quickly with the genlocks! We’ll have to make another batch. Maybe on your way back from giving Branka the what-for, hm? 

marvelouslymarbolous:

For my darling Broodmother

fuck

marvelouslymarbolous:

For my darling Broodmother

fuck

telesilla:

i-boudicca-i:

lord-kitschener:

omgthatartifact:

Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box
19th century
Christie’s

Your dashboard has now been greatly improved by the presence of the phrase “Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box.”

Quite!

Wow, you can totally eliminate step one!

telesilla:

i-boudicca-i:

lord-kitschener:

omgthatartifact:

Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box

19th century

Christie’s

Your dashboard has now been greatly improved by the presence of the phrase “Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box.”

Quite!

Wow, you can totally eliminate step one!

curiouslycool:

sexxxisbeautiful:

awww

reblogging from the afterlife

curiouslycool:

sexxxisbeautiful:

awww

reblogging from the afterlife

WHY AREN’T YOU GUYS ASKING FOR DRAWINGS

criminallyincompetent:

THIS IS AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF MONEY

LIKE, ENOUGH FOR A SECURITY DEPOSIT ON AN APARTMENT

AND MOST OF YOU ARE JUST GIVING IT TO ME

I JUST TOLD MY MOM ABOUT THIS AND SHE DIDN’T BELIEVE ME UNTIL I SHOWED HER

AND THEN SHE NEARLY POOPED HERSELF

HOW

HOW ARE YOU ALL SO FANTASTIC

I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THIS

Because we love you, nugget. Remember? 

fyodorpavlov:

The next boy for the pin-up calendar - because who doesn’t love a naked bookworm in sock garters, amirite? The first one is here.

fyodorpavlov:

The next boy for the pin-up calendar - because who doesn’t love a naked bookworm in sock garters, amirite? The first one is here.